TOP TEN Internet QUIZ!

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This is an important evaluation of…of…of…my ability to come up with interesting questions.

1) If you find money on the ground what do you do? Pick it up…or…Step on it, look around, then pick it up

2) When a friend does something “artistic” but it really isn’t, what do you do? Buy it…or…Tell them it sucks

3) If you step in front of a bus what will happen? Splatttttt! or Whaaaack!

4) On a scale of 1 to 10, how many toes do you have?

5) Do you pick your nose…ever? Yes or No

6) Are you nicer to people you don’t know than the people you do? Yes or No

7) If you dropped the last bite of your final meal of life on the floor, would you pick it up and eat it? Yes or No

8) When a stranger casually asks you, “How are you?” how do you respond? “Fine, how are you?” or “None of your FU**IN* business!

9) Do you worry that a shark will attack you when you’re swimming in the ocean? Yes or No

10) When your cell phone goes all crack on you, what do you do? Reboot it or Get high

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11) BONUS QUESTION: If you (me) only need 1,500 more hits to reach half a million, what would you do? Post a TOP TEN Internet QUIZ and ask everyone to forward it to their friends or…just ask everyone to forward this to their friends

CONGRATULATIONS! If you are #500,000 then who exactly will I be saying that to? You or Me

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Ode to Steven Tyler: Crazy Bastard

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Warning: There is a ridiculous Limerick near the end of this. If you read it, you could go blind.

If you watch American Idol, then you’re probably aware that Steven Tyler is crazy. Crazy awesome. This season he has channeled his inner Huggy Bear more often than not. He apparently has a personal collection of pimp hats complete with large feathers and his shirts and pants typically look like they were created from the drapes of a Persian Shisha Bar.

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I didn't watch American Idol for the first time in it's (now) 12 year run. Very proud of myself for ignoring Niki Manaj (or whatever the F*ck her name is). The three new judge members are no replacement for Steven Tyler. And with that said, I celebrate the second blog post I ever published. See below.